pies like mom used to make that's how some commercial went straight from the freezer to the oven and BAM ! just like one's a kid again with a hot apple pie homemade, fresh from the oven whatever, are you kidding me? you've never taste my mom's pie a butter substitute that still tastes like butter! you've obviously never tasted real butter look the stain is gone! yeah that's amazing since you got the stain fighter on there within minutes of the incident wow, I can't believe one paper towel cleaned that whole mess! wow, i can't believe how much that paper towel excites you. mmm, the juice is the best! and it's only loaded with as much sugar as pop! now that I've stayed this hotel, I never want to go home! are you advertising for hotel california?! my experience at this mega store changed my life: I can't believe what a new person I am! you probably need to get out more, maybe get a hobby? too busy to prepare food--use our machine and it only t...